And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
No that's a real stag.
He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
I call him Gerhart .
well there goes my last ounce of hope
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
THE LAST ONE THO… HAHA